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T*chmarsh
Goes Marsh Twitching, near Nesstown Zoo -(inspired by Ultimate Wild Night and the odd choice of presenter)
- by E.M. Nimodamus 2003
- Another Mid-East Insight
- What a Turkey!
- Miss
Quote - Cooking the Books - by
E.M. House
Price Boom? No Problem - by Evelyn Murray SARSational News
SARS Post Script (see above) - The China Syndrome; SARS,
Flu, Foot and Mouth - what next? Remorseless Mess - Parole Parsimony SARS Take
Three - you can bet your life on it - by
EM (Editor adds: officially at the time of writing there
have been Olympic Dreams - by E.M.
What Ever Happened to
Chimp Off The Old Block - by E.M. Genetically Modified Bush Arrogfrance - by Stew
the Oil Putin Things
Straight Post War
Party "The Tide Has
Turned" Burlusconi
Burlesques - E.M. Meadow Put
Out To Graze? Indelible Bulk - minority malarkey - by new cultural correspondent Greta Garble Little Miss Muffet Weapons of Mass Delusion - ed Galileo - take 2 - by Stew t-O War Wounded - E.M. UNcertaincies VAT (ican) not included * - ed Network Fail IDZzzz Blown Lines Shove Up Nasty Cann Do - ed You've Lost That Flyin Feeling - 100 years on
Scuds -
It's not often
the Middle-East gives us a laugh these days, but in an unusual burst of
Kurdish humour we saw recently, courtesy of the world wide web, was a great
faked photograph of how Saddam hides his scuds from the arms inspectors...
Underground bunkers? No.
Presidential palaces? No.
Swamp
silos? No.
The 'photograph' clearly proves Saddam's
scuds are mounted on mules. Pass me that pass Hannibal...
Well known TV personality into
microphone; quietly: "We're not allowed over that substantial fence and into
the wilderness proper, but here near the lower slopes of the new, warm
mountain, on the edge of the remaining marshes, there is a plethora of
unusual birds... and, it has to said, a fine alluvial soil with just a hint
of salinity which would favour..."
"Cut, cut, cut
darlings... Al, you're doing nature now, not gardens; that's over until you
can buy your own company."
"Oh. But it's perfect for
salphidoriums here."
"Nature... wild, you know...
no... oh well think of dear David, ducky."
"Alright
then... Over there are some of the most exotic birds north of the tropics,
but here on de marshes beyond the boundary we also find unique and
surprising birds..."
"Cut! Al luvvy, put in your
contact lenses: must read the autocue more carefully... Dee marshes; as in
river Dee darling."
"Dee marshes... okay take it
again..."
Later: "That's a wrap, thanks Al; up to the
voice-over team now. Now get us out of these boondocks before we get eaten
alive by bloody mosquitos!"
A few days later;
voice-over: "Look at that delicate sifting action and purposefully ducking
head. It's a bobtailed marsh-tich enjoying the fruits of labour of gullible
charley tits marshalled to do the work digging over its..."
apologies to non-UK readers: BBC TV parody
Last year Evelyn Murray gave us some
uncannily accurate predictions gleaned from the old crone of the chip shop,
Grandma Nim. This year EM is rather occupied elsewhere - (see Nesstown Zoo
saga, amongst other things,) - so it's a team effort and much cut
down...
February - EU fisheries ministers discuss imminent
collapse of fish stocks around its shores. Misinterpreting the news,
Japanese ministers order an increase in emergency suplies of fish stock
there.
March - Syria takes over rolling presidency of UN Security
Council and orders arms inspectors into the US. GWB designates eight states
as 'presidential palaces' and another four as 'isolation
hospitals.'
April - The euro rises above the US dollar. The pound
slips too. New Prime Minister Edward Heath invokes history: "The pound in
your pocket is still worth the same today as it was yesterday. (Terms and conditions apply.)"
May - British
tanks and guns in Iraq, seized-up with desert dust, are swapped for
abandoned Russian made ones and sold to souvenir hunters.
June -
France goes on strike in protest at everything.
July - North Korea
melts down. Nobody notices.
August - French holidays start, so
strike is called off.
September - Russia complains that Britain
has been secretly supplying Iraq war surplus tanks and guns to
Chechenya.
October - Syrian souvenir hunters
questioned.
November - Rebel tanks and guns in Chechenya break
down due to the cold.
December - Russia sends a thank you
Christmas tree to the British army for its part in the subjugation of
Chechen rebels.
British reporter in Iraq (with possible war
looming) - Football mad Iraqi males' favourite pin-up isn't Saddam, and
Britney is banned, so good old 'Bend It Like' Beckham is top seller in
posters.
And they are knowledgable: "Manchester United have been
crap in defence this year," says one Iraqi. "F*ck Alex
Fergusson," says another after his favourite European team was
beaten.
How ironic that the two captains of England, Saint Blair and God
Beckham, receive such different reactions in the Middle East. Mind you dear
young David B wouldn't hurt a fly off the football
pitch.
Amen.
For US
readers, we're talking about soccer, the most popular spectator sport in the
world.
Manchester United is the world's richest sports club and is
managed by Sir Alex F. (As above.)
(Iraq report from UK Channel 4 news -
interpretation by Infinity Junction.)
The anti-war lobby are understandably chuckling
to themselves about Bush's rebuff by the Turkish parliament. Actually
refusal to allow invasion via their border wasn't done as some noble
anti-war stance at all. In fact Turkey's motives are rather dark; they don't
want the northern Iraqi Kurds getting any more power and autonomy than they
already have. Without American soldiers to protect them, northern Kurds are
likely to suffer if and when war starts. Which suits Turkey fine.
Why the Kurds represent such a perceieved threat has
never been very clear to outsiders. Yes Turkey has its own Kurdish
population and yes they have been known to commit acts of terrorism in the
past. That is at least in part down to the Ankara government's attitude to
Kurds. A little more give and take would go a long way. As would have the
billions of dollars aid forgone.
The only good thing
about the affair is that President Beligerantbush has been taken down a peg
or two and war almost certainly delayed, if not actually stopped.
The BBC, "auntie" as often referred to, as
if it were indeed a prim spinster aunt, has always been right at the
forefront of technology. True. First to 'broadcast' radio, first to
experiment with broadcast television, first to invest in a computer system
of any worth, indeed the architypal completely independent but nationally
funded media corporation.
But, god bless them, mistakes
are sometimes unashamedly ignored as they experiment with new technology.
So what? The bloomers when they do appear, fleetingly,
can be very amusing.
Here's an example: a live
voice-to-text auto-transcribe system, developed by the 'beeb,' during a
report on President Bush's likely reaction to Russian and French veto of a
United Nations resolution resulted in the following on-screen
text...
"President Bush sees war against Iraq as a
wonderful opportunity to WRITE a lot of sins...." (Infinity Junction put
the relevant word in capitals.)
Does the Beeb's
transcriber know something we don't?
Ex UK Foreign Secretary Robin ('Ginger') Cook, in
his resignation speech in protest at Iraq war, quoted a theme that has been
aired in this column before; namely that hangin' judge
Chad.
War, Mr Cook implied, was entirely the Bush
family's fault, because if brother Jeb had run the Florida election fairly,
Al Gore would now be president; there would have been more effective
diplomacy and much less beligerance.
If George senior
had finished Saddam off in the first place... but he
didn't.
Never much liked old Ginger Nut before, but he
can dunk himself in my tea any time he likes now. It seems to me like they
want to run America rather like Saddam runs Iraq; as if they own
it.
I hate to be smug, but I told you so.
Super Bus
Watching
teletext/ceefax subtitles can be an amusing game - some of these captions
are written as the speech is broadcast, thus leaving occasional howlers on
screen. Here's a recent one; (there's a slightly older one above
too.)
As quizmaster Chris Tarrant asks, and the main TV
screen displays, we realize the question is about ancient history. Our
translator thinks otherwise: "Tarquinius Super Bus was the last emperor of
which town...?"
Motown, you might guess.
UK house
prices up 50% in three years. Young families unable to afford their own
homes. Low interest rates, low unemployment, shortage of housing due to
demand.
Simple, force anyone who doesn't have to live
where they are to move abroad. Result - tens of thousands of houses for
sale, prices drop. NHS old folk bed-blocking stops too. Bolshie French
farmers outnumbered in their own countryside. Well they unloaded the
immigrant problem onto us, so it's only fair we unload a problem onto
them.
(Funnily enough, a week after this
was first put up on the website,
a council representative in Kent
suggested people working there
should move to France for cheaper
housing! - Ed.)
About 85 years ago there was a virus epidemic, a
pandemic in truth: it was so widespread. It killed around 20 million people,
in places eliminating over one tenth of the entire regional population.
('Decimation.') It was a mutation; a new strain of a well established virus
called influenza. Western history records this as Spanish Flu. Less than a
century later, today, we see another menacing mutation of a common virus, in
this case a variant of the common cold; corona virus. At present it's called
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome, although in time this might be replaced
with a more scientific name.
So why the big fuss in
the media? It is not as pernicious as AIDS/HIV - SARS only kills a fraction
of one percent of those in contact with it. Those who get it eventually gain
immunity, unlike AIDS. And unlike AIDS this one will NOT run and run, simply
because people do gain natural immunity, leading to the infection pool
dropping below threatening levels for all but the least healthy. The only
unusual feature of this is the ease with which it can be transmitted;
slightly easier than flu.
It seems ironic, sad
really, that so much media effort and attention is being put into what is
after all just another largely survivable new disease, when at the same time
equivalent energy is not exerted upon the much more dangerous and
sociologically ruinous AIDS.
Is this a form of
journalistic racism, or the ugly face of capitalism? SARS is, after all,
mainly spread out of China by comparatively affluent people travelling from
hot-spots to other well-off and crowded population centres. At the time of
writing this comment SARS has killed just over 200; something like 100,000
times fewer people than Spanish Flu did and maybe 20,000 times fewer than
some predictions for AIDS in the next few years. In other words, SARS is not
a major international threat compared to many other diseases; it pales into
insignificance compared to the effects of bubonic plague, Black Death, in
the 14th century - that is reputed to have killed half the affected
populations. It is even pathetic compared to the regular winter flu
outbreaks in Asia and Europe which usually kill far more people than SARS
has.
Perhaps with Iraq out of the way news people are
desperate for anything, especially after being pre-conditioned to
bio-terrorism. But there is a more sinister possibility for this media
distortion - the ugly face of capitalism bit - big drugs companies know they
cannot make much profit in the 3rd world where AIDS is most widespread, so
they put their money where their wealth is.
SARs much
for equality.
Since the above was written it is reported
that SARS is already mutating.
Now this is usually a good thing because
for evolutionary purposes a virus which
kills its victims ultimately
kills itself as the source of non-immune hosts dries up.
The result most
commonly is a less virulent strain.
Good news for both virus and
victim.
NOTE 2 - later still, (we're only talking days here,) so-called
experts argue;
some say the death rate is 7%, but when you look at these
figures they are
journalistic invention based on the the worst cases
admitted to hospitals and
not all people in direct contact with known
carriers.
Maybe the disease won't, but this story WILL run and
run!
After Toronto's
attempts to get WHO travel advice changed, two arguments emerged. The
sensationalists claiming that SARS kills 7%. The realists still sticking to
around 1%. Note these figures are not exactly equivalent: 7% is worst-case
for hospital admissions; 1% or less is people having close contact with
known sources of the disease.
Whatever, it has become
clear that yet again Chinese practices of livestock keeping need radical
update to keep species separated, especially from humans. Hong Kong flu, one
of the worse outbreaks of recent decades, was put down to generally unclean
and over-crowded chicken and pig farming, combined with open sewerage and
the inevitable resulting cross-contamination. Their methods allowing viruses
to freely jump between species, encouraging mutation. Thus the human
population is left unprotected by natural immunity.
So
when all these thousands of unplucked, unclean, dead chickens find their way
into crowded street markets, infection is almost certain.
And that leads to another worry for farmers; foot and
mouth disease. These conditions make its eradication a virtual
impossibility.
Come on China, you claim to be modern,
but...
The High Court of the UK has at last overruled the Parole Board over the
case of farmer Tony Martin who shot dead a burglar at his remote farmhouse.
Martin, who had been burgled several times before and claimed police were
less than useless to him, took the law into his own hands and shot a known
local criminal who was ransacking his house. Martin always claimed it was
self-defence but he was sent to prison on the 'reduced' charge of
manslaughter, rather than the original charge of murder. The case caused
great controversy in the UK and generated a high degree of public sympathy
for Martin.
Then some of the most archaic mechanisms
of English justice came into play; the Parole Board.
What drives these people's minds I have no idea at
all. They are quite simply contrary, muddled, idiotic even. Drugs dealers,
gang murderers, serial anti-social offenders get better treatment than poor
old Martin. It all boils down to what the PB see as the prisoners 'attitude
of mind.' But if they are no danger to the general public, why does this
matter?
Well, in the perverse thinking of the Parole
Board, if you don't admit your guilt AND show remorse, you cannot go free.
Medieval!
Like the case of a mentally retarded
graveyard worker who was sent to prison for 15 years after he 'confessed' to
killing a woman. He didn't do it. He had been duped by police into signing a
statement the consequences of which he didn't fully realise. But, and here's
the really perverse bit, because he didn't do it, and kept saying he hadn't
done it, he was still in prison 18 years later because the Parole Board
decided he was a murderer and had to admit it. Finally somebody realised the
injustice and organised a challenge which released him from gaol. The Parole
Board took a dim view on that even though there was now some evidence that
someone else had committed the original murder.
In
some countries, people like Martin are legally entitled to defend their
property by murdering suspected intruders. Viz the case of an Englishman in
Florida left stranded at night and going to ask for help at somebody's
house. He was shot dead outside the door by the resident; no charges
were brought.
So we come to Tony Martin. In their
divine wisdom, the PB refused Martin permission to apply for early release
simply because he never showed any remorse.
The
questions have to be asked- if you were awoken by someone stealing from and
wrecking your isolated home at the dead of night, and you just happened to
be a farmer with a shot-gun, would you or wouldn't you? And if you did stop
permanently a hoodlum, how much remorse would you show?
Professor Roy Anderson of Imperial College London
claims SARS has a 20% mortality, which would make it more dangerous than
almost all known flu viruses. (I mean I've had flu a dozen times or so and
here I still am, I think.) But published figures and generally accepted
on-the-ground accounts show a downward trend. Is Anderson a bit out of touch
perhaps?
Professor Stuart Sidell from Bradford
University is one of those who talks about mutation causing degradation of
the virus, (lessening its impact on humans.) But he also suggests there
might be an element of 're-combination' which could make it dangerous again.
Is this last suggestion a climb-down in the face of Anderson's claims? ...
And just what is this re-combination thing - are these viruses having sex?
It seems we come up against the scare factor time
after time; the media love it!
Next scare story is the
idea that SARS will become endemic in south-east Asia - 'entrenched' as
somebody said. So what's new?
Will SARS ever be the
world killer the media love to talk about? 10 to 1 says no. Will it ever
kill any more people than flu has? 10 to 1 says not in our
lifetime.
But then if SARS kills you it won't be in
your lifetime and I'll have won the bet anyway. Make that 1000-1.
just over 500 deaths from over 7,300 confirmed cases - that's
a mortality rate of 6.85% - EM's 10-1 odds look pretty safe!)
 Turn Again Livingstone, Lord Mayor of London, proposes
adding £UK 20 to the household bills of everyone in London for the
next five years to finance an Olympic dream.
The
question is why?
Transport in the UK capital is awful
at the best of times, just imagine what several thousand athletes, even more
coaches and team officials, umpteen reporters and camera-men, and several
million extra visitors would do to traffic, on the ground and under.
Dream? Nightmare!
But EM has a
cunning plan.
Move it all to Manchester and change the
names so visitors don't realise. Manchester Ship Canal becomes the Thames,
Manchester Airport renamed as Heathrow Terminal 6, Manchester University
becomes the Houses of Parliament, Crumpsall Hospital is The Tower, and
Urmston sewage works becomes the Dome.
Those foreign
johnnies will never know the difference.
EDUCATION, EDUCATION, EDUCATION, loudly vaunted by
Blah some while a go? 1600 classroom job losses due to lack of funding in
England alone and many more at risk. Could it be something to do with
spending our cash on a war?
I think we should be
told.
FOLLOW-UP Oct '03 - Figures released by Liverpool University in a study for the NUT
show a much worse situation: 9,000 proper teaching jobs and 12,000
assistant posts were lost this year. The government only admit to 270!
So
Chimpanzee's are 99.4% the same as humans, according to DNA experts. Well,
by that token I reckon David Beckham is probably 99.7% the same as George (W)
Dubya Bush. That doesn't mean I'd put GWB in the England team. Matter of
fact GWB doesn't fit in any of my plans: just not my type.
Now fit young, rich footballers are another matter.
You can have a free kick-around with EM any time you like.
Tell Posh you're doing an interview with a big cheese.
Yum.
Big US
corporations, backed up by ultra-capitalist GWB are pushing genetically
modified food in a big way at present, not just in Europe where there is
much scepticism, but also in Africa, where there is also some
doubt.
Whatever the arguments about food safety and
environmental damage, GM's biggest pushers are missing the point in Africa.
The big problem is starvation - caused not by inferior crop breeds, but by
war, corruption, lack of water supplies and poverty. GM does nothing to
address any of these.
US representatives at various
talks keep stressing international obligations as regard to rejecting, or
not, GM crops. I'd say the obligation was to help the starving millions
long, long before any discussion of the rights and wrongs of GM.
So US, stop being so pushy! Stop being so
greedy!
TOO LATE NOW ! - HAVE YOUR SAY -
UNTIL JULY 18TH 2003 UK CITIZENS
CAN EXPRESS THEIR OPINIONS OF GM CROPS
AT
GMnation.org.uk - an
independently organised debate
New European constitution; hmm. Maybe, maybe
not a good idea, but will everyone ever agree to it? Of all the leaders in
Europe, the French, going all the way back to Marshal Petain and including
such egotists as DeGaul, Mitterrand and Chirac, win the arrogance stakes
hands down. No contest.
So how come the job of
drafting a new constitution was handed to them?
I feel
the ghost of Napoleon entering. Spooky, ain't it?
After getting at the Yanks and Froggies -
a Ruski thought...
Dour faced Vladimir, once proud to
be in the communist KGB, is quoted as saying that he read the theories of
Marxism/Leninism and found them superficially attractive whilst he was a
teenager, but as he grew older discovered that they were "Nothing but a
dangerous fairytale."
Yeah, well this a late due to the Iraqi Post
Office having been hidden away in a bank vault, or something. Anyway some
time ago we asked correspondent Evelyn Murray to invite selected guests to
the A and B lists for a post war bash; with reasons. We couldn't print most
of it, but here's just a few...
A-list: Co-Lin
Powell - sexy name, sexy bloke? He can explore my diplomatic avenue any time
he likes! Tony Blah - nah; too righteous and slimy. Cherie, you keep him:
you deserve each other! Hugh Phratease - crazy name, but do you feel 'ferry'
good after; or is it just a damp squid? Ba'ath time - okay fellas, whose
first to scud my back???
B-list: Chirac -
crazy guy... crazy everything. Turkey - yep, it was one. IsRael ready for
war - I don't know, ask him. Yasser Arrafat? - no mate, I use thin pinewood
shafts and sharp metal points with my bow. Rumsfeld - you squeeze mine and
I'll squeeze yours, cheeky boy!
(Ugh! Must be the
Drambuie. Ed.)
At last Professor Meadow's ludicrous
theories about infant death and murder have been shown to be the fraud that
they are. (High Court throwing out The Crown's case against Trupti Patel for
'murdering' her three infants.) The jury took just 90 minutes after a three
week trial to decide that Mrs Patel's babies died of natural, possibly
inherited, causes.
Now the question has to be asked -
what about all those other mothers who've been victims of Meadow's apparent
vendetta against women and now languish in jail as a result of his invalid
evidence.
Ken Norman, chairman of Portia Campaign,
says in his thorough investigative book, The Lynch-Mob Syndrome, time and
time again that juries have been misled for years about the true causes of
Cot Death. This just proves him right.
(The Lynch-Mob
Syndrome is available as
electronic text from
www.InfinityJunction.com)
A certain Italian Prime Minister
has been mentioned on this website before for his dubious antics both to
gain power and to keep it. This takes the garibaldi biscuit though; passing
a law to stop the law prosecuting him. What methods he used to manage that
doesn't even bear thinking about.
This is one Italian
Job I Caine't take. (Get it?) Pasta la vista, baby. Be it ever so jumble,
there's no place like Rome. Etc, etc.
(Ed adds later - looks like it's catching: not all that long after this
B. and then one of his ministers were rather rude to Germans.
And this guy is temporary president of Europe!
Can't see Britain joining the euro zone with him still there.)
(Follow up to "The Tide
Has Turned," see earlier in this page.)
A question in
the House of Commons in the UK parliament is to highlight possible bias and
certain innaccuracy of Professor Meadow's now controversial theories about
infant death.
The question "...deplores the decision
of the Crown Proscecution Service to field Professor Meadow in the trial of
Trupti Patel; and calls for an urgent review of all cases in which Professor
Meadow has given evidence, including those in the Family
Court."
On top of that, Meadow now faces an enquiry by
the British Medical Council which could even take away his medical
licence.
This has ramifications in
North America too, where his invented syndrome has been
cited in child murder trials to help obtain
convictions.
I hope he's well
insured...
Despite all efforts the French govenment might think they are making with de-Americanising their culture and society, Hollywood's (crap new version of) The Incredible Hulk looks best bet to bring in most French audiences this summer, by a big margin. As usual French films seem only attractive to the minority.
Their efforts are reminiscent of the Welsh language lobby much closer to our home. Round here you regularly see abwlances and heddlu cars with blue lit tops. Amazingly, the occupants always speak English. As a resident of North Wales in the past, I can say with some authority that most communities only speak Welsh when an English person is in earshot.
Well two can play that game. Next time a Welshman walks into my home, I'm going to speak gibberish.
And to the French government? No point: they understand gibberish perfectly.
Prime Minister Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Fixing laws all in a day
Then down came a spider that sat down beside her
And scared Burlusconi away
(Wish somebody would! - Ed).
"See that thar boy; it's sure dangerooze."
"But sarge, it's just a donkey doo, ain't it?"
"That son is Saddamic mass destruction donkey doo left strategically placed by Al Kidda, the world's most faecetious jokers."
"Gee sarge, how'd'you know that?"
"Look carefully boy: it's Got Wobbly Bumps all over it."
It has been mentioned before in the Infinity Junction NuGgets column about the US being upset about the european 'spy satellite' but now a new slant emerges.
Quite apart from the US security monopoly being broken by 'eurospy,' the yanks, it seems, are equally concerned about their financial monopoly of detailed space images.
How very surprising.
For our many overseas readers and even those at home who don't follow UK politics, (well why should you,) many citizens are now revolting, as they say in Whitehall.
One of the safest Labour seats in parliament has just fallen with a massive 29% swing away from Prime Minister Blah's New Labour policies.
It's not just the war in Iraq that draws disapproval, although that's a big chunk, but all those right-wing policies- privatisation of public services (which always get worse afterwards,) spending money unwisely (the Dome, idiot IT consultants and computer systems that don't work, the war of course, spin doctors etc.)
But EM has a cunning plan...
Get Iraq to declare war on us and it will all be justified. In the flash of a grenade, as you might say.
At least we won't have to worry about WMD being used on us.
Quote from an exchange on BBC TV Newsnight (23rd Sept '03) between Jeremy Paxperson (for it is he) and US correspondent Tom Carver:
P-man: "Is there a clear plan?"
Meatknife: "No of course not Jeremy: this is the United Nations!"
Nuff said.
Many reports in the press and TV news all across Europe claim the Vatican are snubbed, humiliated, cross and/or surprised that Pope John Paul II didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. The question that instantly springs to mind is - why should he?
The winner, Shirin Ebadi, is a lady laywer, judge and outspoken human rights activist in Muslim Iran. Unlike the Pope she has put her own personal safety on the line regularly for a cause both she and the UN believe in. The Pope on the other hand prays and urges peace and goodwill - fine but there's no risk and apparently no effect. The fact is thousands of people publicly urge peace and goodwill, and many more thousands also spoke against the war in Iraq, but they're not put in for a Nobel Prize.
Many commentators also point out that Karol Waholya, aka Pope JPII, as leader of the Roman Catholic church, doesn't exactly have a brilliant human rights record himself. Shock horror to RCs. Viz juvenile rape victim abortion and condoms to prevent AIDS; both banned and both of which definitely save lives.
It has been suggested that because the Pope probably won't get another chance to be entered, he should have won. Hang about, this is interesting logic; does that mean that if a singer gets terminal cancer they should be allowed to win the Eurovision Song Contest?
In their 'taxing' judgement the Nobel committee got it right. Perhaps it's time those Roman Cardinals did a job-swap to learn more of the real world, preferably into an AIDS infested slum area and for at least a whole year with no outside help.
*(Value Added Tax)
Eat ballast Thatcher!* Network Rail has stopped all external maintenance contracts for British railway lines.
At last the quasi independent UK Network Rail authority has admitted privatisation, and the enevitable cost cutting involved to satisfy shareholders' greed, has failed.
The wonder is that it didn't happen much sooner because passengers have been complaining about umpteen failings for years since British Rail was cut up and sold off.
After a series of high profile accidents, and a hushed-up mass of low profile failures, we now have the long hoped-for proof that privatisation doesn't work, especially not for infrastructure: it costs more than the old, supposedly inefficient services did. Actually it's pretty obvious that when private investors put large quantities of their own cash into a project that they will expect to cream off big profits, at the expense of the tax payer and rail user.
National bank interest rates were removed from government control some time ago; maybe it's time for the way our tax is levied and spent to be controlled by some politically independent body too. Mmm... That would stir things up a bit! You can imagine those Brussels vultures circling in anticipation of a kill.
No doubt if you ask Balfour, Jarvis, and the other stranded engineering companies they'll have their own slant on 're-nationalisation.' It's a tough world in big commerce. Who cares? They're gone. Hooray.
* (PM Thatcher started the whole privatisation thing off.
She has a lot to answer for regarding our services)
(EXTRA - EM does it again! Ed. - virtually at the same time EM was penning this, Ballast plc,
a UK public/private finance constuctor, went bust. Remember EM's 9/11 prediction? Spooky!)
Now that, er, thing, y'know, well it doesn't really matter coz he's gone has gone, UK Tory MPs have decided they can't trust the people they represent and have stitched up a deal to put their own man in charge. Trouble is that man is the original NIMBY. As MP for Folkestone, Howard fought long and hard to stop the channel tunnel messing up North Down scenery near his home.
Right wing, slimy and self-righteous. Or as Old Mad Maid Widdicome said, 'There's something of the night about him.'
Mind you, she can talk!
In a poll of film fans, the world's most memorable line in cinema history isn't "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world..." etc of 'play it Sam, play it for me' fame, but the simple statement: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" *
This was, of course, pre-al-Qaeda.
* (from the original Italian Job.)
New Labour, and the fundamental side of the Tory party come to that, might do well keep an eye on the East, not just because of Islamic fanatics, but also because ordinary citizens in some of the 'recently freed' nations are flexing their muscles.
In Georgia for example, (country not state,) once all-powerful president old Eddie ShoveUpNasty has been given the heave-ho in no uncertain terms for not listening to his people's wishes and responding. ('Peaceful' storming of the opening of parliament in Tbilisi by thousands of cheated, disillusioned voters.)
Well, how about foundation hospitals, privatisation, etc: people in the UK didn't vote for those.
All it takes is the armed services not to intervene. Hmm... several army regiments likely to be chopped, not to say the new aircraft carriers, and half our Apache helicopters mothballed...
Anyone fancy a walk to parliament?
(Ed adds - a few days after this was written Tony Blah's government
announced its 'Big Conversation' with the UK public.
Past experience says this will make no difference at all.)
One more nail in the coffin of Prof Meadow's reputation today at the Court Of Appeal. The judge ruled that Angela Cannings' conviction for murder of two of her children, largely based on the evidence of Meadow, was quashed on the grounds that it was 'unsafe.'
Ken Norman in his book The Lynch-Mob Syndrome, published through this website, (details click here,) has claimed this for a long time, and campaigned on behalf of Angela and other victims of Meadowism.
Now let's see all similar cases automatically reviewed. *
(Since this was written The General Medical Council has announced an inquiry
into Prof Meadow's claims and conduct; it could even find him unfit to practise.)
*(Jan '04 - Lord Goldsmith, attorney general, announced just such a review,
see blogjob 2004.)
Watching that model Flyer sink into Kittyhawk mud, made one wonder what those old bicylce makers the Wrighteous Brothers would have thought of it.
Wo-oh baby that sinkin feelin!
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